Trailer Park: Bullet to the Head

The interesting thing is, the actual film is not nearly as cliched as the trailer.

Seriuosly, http://www.sandiegoreader.com/movies/bullet-to-the-head/">Scott liked it quite a bit.

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But still. Let the cliched bodies hit the floor.

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by Matthew Lickona

"My partner was clipped." (I got yer complex motivation right here.)

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by Matthew Lickona

"You gave me your word. You're getting out of that business."

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by Matthew Lickona

"This is the last time. I'll never do this again."

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by Matthew Lickona

"You two are insane! You're dealing with an ex-mercenary. He's going to punch your ticket and I'm going to watch!" (Minor variation on, "You just don't get it, do you?")

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by Matthew Lickona

"You don't just kill a guy like that!" (Minor variation on, "Dammit, McGonigle, you're a loose cannon!")

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by Matthew Lickona

"We have something you want."

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by Matthew Lickona

"You're starting to sound like a broken record."

"They don't even make records any more." (Hyuck!)

The remarkable thing is, about half of the lines in this trailer don't even show up in the film.

Comments

Good point, Matt. The trailer makes it look utterly ridiculous. I've noticed a lot of times in movies, you don't see things that were in the trailers. The most recent example is The Master. The trailers show two people jumping off a boat into the water. That is nowhere in the movie (unless I fell asleep when that scene played)

"Bullet To The Head" as a movie it leaves nothing to the imagination.

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