Kristen Stewart Out As TS Autistic Druggie Convict in Mom's Movie

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Photo at left: Tiny Lister

Looks like "http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblogs/big-screen/2011/jul/26/emsnow-whiteem-revisited-just-you-wait-henry-higgi/">Snow White" won't be drifting after all.

Kristen Stewart, long-rumored to don four hats as a transsexual yardbird with autism and a nasty drug habit, will not star in her mom Jules' directorial debut, K-11.

Not since Tamar Simon Hoffs used daughter Susanna's fame as a Bangle to pull together her spearheading The Allnighter, has a film by a celebrity mom been so wildly anticipated.

Alas, K-11 went before the cameras last week without Kristen. The family's Jules, eager to establish a dynasty along the lines of the Barrymores, Sheens, and Culkins, cast Kristen's older brother Cameron in his feature film debut.

In addition to Cameron, the film stars Goran Visnjic (The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo), D.B. Sweeney (Memphie Belle), Portia Doubleday (Youth in Revolt), and Jason Mewes (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back).

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Thomas "Tiny" Lister in The Dark Knight

As my eyes scan the cast list, I find just cause not to come down too hard on Jules Stewart. Not many filmmakers nowadays have the foresight to carve out a role for the most excellent http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001474/filmotype">Thomas "Tiny" Lister, Hollywood's scariest looking dude. Someone should do for Tommy what Robert Rodriguez did for Danny Trejo in Machete.

Those of you with ample disposable free time can read the script http://www.wattpad.com/155943-k11-movie-script">here.

This is better:

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If you haven't watched it lately "Tiny" is truly hilarious in 8 MILLION WAYS TO DIE... possibly the only thing intentionally funny in that movie.

I just saw him in "Trespass" and it took two days for me to come out from under the covers!

He was the President in "The Fifth Element" with Bruce Willis......he was also a good bad guy in "Agent Cody Banks".........

I love Kristen Stewart-she is babeliciuous!

I remember Tiny's brief stint as a WWF wrestler and playing the Mr. T villain role in Hulk Hogan's tour de force in "No Holds Barred" (1989).

God Bless Tiny Tom Lister!

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