Jan Goldsmith's "Hair": "Bob Filner sexually harassed me."

Sentient symbiotic organism breaks silence, comes forward with story of "inappropriate touching" and "degrading comments."

"Of course, I realized that my testimony would likely be seen as suspect, given my close relationship with City Attorney [and Filner foe] Jan Goldsmith," said the hair-shaped organism at a closed City Council session today. "But now that I've seen so much skepticism heaped upon the various women who have accused the Mayor, I understand that any testimony is suspect. The only hope lies in numbers - if enough of us come forward, the public will hopefully understand that we can't all be lying. And I'd like to add, just for the record: No, Mr. Filner, I do not store up nuts for the winter."

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You are a very silly person, and now I believe you must be related to Henry Louis Mencken.

You mean the fellow who said, "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American people"?

Yes, the very one. There are no coincidences, so your paths must have crossed somewhere back in the river of time...

Hahhahahahahhahahahha........................can we name Goldsmith's hair "Squirrel Mop"????

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