Gay Abandon

Reteaming the star and director of Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen and Larry Charles respectively, Brüno peddles the same or a similar shtick in a different persona: a different funny accent, different funny wardrobe, different funny hairdo. The shtick, should you need to be reminded, is to inflict the persona on unsuspecting innocents untipped that it’s a disguise; and the persona on this occasion is a flaming homosexual fashionista (and oxymoronic fascist) out of Austria, dismissed as host of the Funkyzeit TV show after a public faux pas on a Milan catwalk in a Velcro suit, determined now to start afresh in the U.S.: “My plan was to become the biggest gay movie star since Schwarzenegger.” Or, when his plan fizzles, a straight movie star such as, his only cited inspirations, Cruise, Travolta, Spacey: a bruise to his hipness. Or, if not a movie star, then a celebrity interviewer, a celebrity interviewee, a celebrity of no matter what type.

The first and foremost point to be made is that the film is not a mockumentary in the manner of Borat, slightly slicker than it in technique. Most of the time, there is no excuse for a camera to be present, as there was for the Kazakhstan journalist on his journey across America, no excuse, for example, in private consultation with a Cockaholics Anonymous homosexual deprogrammer, or on a hunting expedition with Alabama rednecks, or at a swingers’ orgy, or — on and on. (Very much a secondary and subordinate point would be that the stereotype of the Third World boor was at least somewhat novel, whereas the stereotype of the Euro swish is no more than yellowed comic book.) There is, in consequence, a precipitous drop in opportunities to ensnare unsuspecting innocents and a steep rise in staged scenes with undeclared actors, thus narrowing the gap — not all that wide to begin with — between the guerrilla comedy of Cohen and the mainstream gonzo comedy of a Ferrell, a Stiller.

It seems unassailable that Ron Paul is not a good enough actor to have faked his rebuke when the two-tone-haired Cohen drops his pants, not for the only time putting the cheek in cheeky, during a break in an interview with the former Presidential hopeful, apparently having conflated him with Ru Paul. And the reaction of the crowd at a cage-fighting event in the Deep South, when the anticipated man-to-man smashmouth goes all kissy-face, has an authentic horror, and therefore humor, to it. To be able to believe, or partly believe, or almost believe, in the “reality” of a scene, turns out to be vital to Cohen’s identity and individuality. Without it, the guerrilla is shooting blanks. Not that he isn’t willing, even under the most controlled conditions, to push farther than most beyond the boundaries of taste. Sufficient sample: his visiting a psychic to put himself in contact with the lip-synching “Milli” of Milli Vanilli, a contact that turns “physical” with a mimed kiss and then careens onward to a graphic blow job, butt-lick, shaft-stroke, all the way to what I believe is known in the adult film industry as a “facial.” Admittedly, I myself did not know that the imaginary sex partner (a) was gay or (b) is dead, but that didn’t prevent me from responding to the humor. Something else prevented me. Cohen’s daring seems to be of the sort that elicits embarrassment more than awe or admiration. Embarrassment of course has strong ties to amusement, but calculation and self-awareness sever these.

500 Days of Summer chronicles the relationship of a young couple brought together at the office, a greeting-card company, through their shared taste for the music of the Smiths, among other things: “She likes Magritte and Hopper!” It is a maddeningly mixed experience, beginning (and continuing) with the two leads. A dimply Joseph Gordon-Levitt, often a tortured soul on screen (Mysterious Skin, Brick, The Lookout, etc.), proves himself capable of being a real charmer, a chick-flick dreamboat who believes wholeheartedly in the preordained One-and-Only and who deserves better than his halfhearted object of desire: “There’s no such thing as love. It’s fantasy.” As the latter — Summer is her name, 500 days her shelf life — Zooey Deschanel is by contrast her usual saucer-eyed, spacey, sedated, affectless self, some of which may be ascribed to the character, but most of which must be ascribed to the actress, and all of which tends to signal and soften the bumps in the road, the body blows. “You should know up front,” intones the off-and-on omniscient narrator, “that this is not a love story.”

The main gimmick of the film, the directorial debut of Marc Webb, is not just its nonlinear narrative but its advance identification of each and every scene by its placement on the timeline (Day 488… 1… 299…), something like an Alain Resnais film with a road map and rounded edges. The resulting juxtaposition of discordant moods, often for facile comic effect, is no longer fresh, yet forever ageless. (See, if you ever have the chance, Resnais’s Je T’Aime, Je T’Aime, or as an acceptable alternative Claude Berri’s Je Vous Aime.) Proceeding on the plus side, the happy day of playing house in an IKEA showroom is a nice elaboration, minus the poignance, of the lovely scene in The Man with the Golden Arm when the junkie and the B-girl imagine a life together on the sidewalk in front of a kitchen display window. And the split-screen that shows Expectations versus Reality at a reunion party is as clever as can be. Or anyhow as need be.

Much of the movie, on the opposite side of the scales, lapses into the cutesy. (It’s a fine line.) The post-coital dance fantasy in a public park starts out all right but clearly doesn’t know where to stop and certainly ought to have stopped well before the cartoon bluebird. And the foreign-film dream scene, putting the hero onto a subtitled black-and-white movie screen, is a collection of Philistine clichés. The pop songs on the soundtrack, however eclectic the selection, are simply the de rigueur rom-com quota. And the pasty image makes me wonder whether there’s something intrinsic in the film stock, the processing, the printing, or wherever, which prevents the general run of American films from looking as good as, say, French or Japanese or Australian. If this one had looked half as good as The Girl from Monaco, the balance would have tipped decisively to the positive.

The audience for The Stoning of Soraya M., a title to quash all suspense and hope, must be small. Endeavoring to drive a wedge even further between Western and Middle Eastern cultures, to foster misunderstanding and foment hostility, it tells the inflammatory “true story” of the execution of an Iranian wife falsely accused of adultery by a cheating husband who doesn’t want to pay for a divorce. I suppose it might be recommended viewing for anyone who, in order to be convinced of the barbarity of the practice, needs to see the full cold-blooded preparations of burying the woman up to her hips with arms pinioned at her sides, needs as well to see every blood-drawing stone thrown — some of them in slow-motion, the first few of them thrown preferentially by father, husband, and sons — and needs in addition for the victim to be completely innocent of the charge: an Islamic Ox-Bow Incident. (What? It would be less distasteful if she’d been guilty?) Anyone else will likely be convinced only of the proportionate barbarity, to whatever smaller degree, of filmmaker Cyrus Nowrasteh, with his hammering closeups, his melodramatized villains (the husband’s eyes narrowing to slits, the mullah’s pupils darting side to side), and a moral subtlety that extends no farther than his grudging admission that one or two men in the village might personally be less than eager to pitch in and throw a stone.

$9.99, an Israeli-Australian co-production directed by the New York-based Tatia Rosenthal, offers animation for adults, not solely because of a sex scene or two but because of the total tapestry of lost souls and losers around an apartment building in Sydney, one of whose residents sends away for a book, at the titular price, that promises to disclose to his uncritical eye the meaning of life: “People always think there’s only one meaning, but actually there are six.” The painterly, or underground comicky, stop-motion puppets move with the approximate fluidity of the first King Kong, but paradoxically enough they gain some life from the inanimate dim-lit sets, painstakingly detailed in an architectural style we might call Low-Rent Dollhouse, little elevated by dabs of Magic Realism (a suicided guardian angel, an hallucinatory trio of Tom Thumb slackers). The threads in the tapestry may not add up to much, but at any point in its unfoldment this handcrafted whatsit is more interesting to look at than the seamless Up or Ice Age.

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Duncan has nailed Bruno.

In fact, the whole sub-genre:

"Most of the time, there is no excuse for a camera to be present."

That has always bothered me. Ali G played to the camera, which was fine, and Borat was a traveler with at least an excuse to have a crew along. But...

But... the review is still a great read!

Thanks as always for the insight.

A Boston reader

(in Beavis laugh)


You said "Duncan has nailed Bruno."


(sorry...kind of lame joke, but in the spirit of Bruno, as he claimed in the movie that every celebrity has a charity, and that "Bono has AIDS!")

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