My slang word is “sexlexia,” which is pretty much a word for those people that claim that they’re all that in the sack but really don’t know what they’re doing. And “twanky” means that something is off or acting up, such as a computer that is crashing or a car that is making funny noises. It’s pronounced “twon-key.” It means that something just isn’t right. For example, you can have twanky tasting food or can feel twanky when you’re getting sick. Twanky doesn’t have to be anything specific, so it’s a good all-purpose slang word.

Fernando Oritz | Age: 27 | Occupation: Interior Designer | Lives: Serra Mesa

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