When Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers play Coors Amphitheatre on Saturday, August 20, the band hospitality suite should be stocked with a six-pack of Budweiser ("long necks"), a six-pack of Corona, two quarts of Knudsen Recharge Sports Drink, three liters of original Rice Dream, a quart of Lactaid 2 percent lactose-free milk, tuna salad ("sufficient for 6 sandwiches"), six bagels ("egg, onion, and water") and two Naked Juice shakes ("Vanilla Creme and Chocolate Creme"). Petty wants his personal stash to include a box of corn flakes ("Trader Joe's"), and his tour bus requires a bottle of Chardonnay wine ("very good California"), a bottle of red wine ("Cabernet or Merlot"), and a dozen eight-ounce Cokes ("glass bottles"). (From thesmokinggun.com.)

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