UglyDolls 0.0 stars

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Synopsis

A group of overlit, malformed, and oppressively upbeat FAO Schwarz factory rejects leave Uglytown for the Big World, an alternate universe populated by winsome, acromegalic Tootsie Pops who cringe at the very sight of them. In a word, fugly. Combine the suppleness of character detail often associated with a Cricket Wireless commercial with the visual humdrum of a packed sock drawer, and it still wouldn’t be as inert as this. How is it that director Kelly Asbury, blessed with the wherewithal to texturize pixels to the point where characters look like finely-detailed terry cloth, still lacks the imagination needed to put the technology to good use? The Baby Lloyd Webber “spoken singing” score could be the most repugnant ever assigned a cartoon, and I’ve logged all 3 Smurf movies. If your child demands that you see it through to the end with them, no one would would think twice if you were to sue for parent abuse.

Scott Marks

Rated: PG

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Showtimes

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AMC Fashion Valley

7037 Friars Road, San Diego. 888-262-4386

  • Monday, May 27

    11:20 a.m., 1:35 p.m., 3:50 p.m.

  • Tuesday, May 28

    11:30 a.m., 1:40 p.m., 3:50 p.m.

  • Wednesday, May 29

    11:30 a.m., 1:40 p.m., 3:50 p.m.

AMC Mission Valley

1640 Camino del Rio North, San Diego. 888-262-4386

  • Monday, May 27

    11 a.m., 1:35 p.m., 4:10 p.m.

  • Tuesday, May 28

    12:15 p.m.

  • Wednesday, May 29

    1:35 p.m., 4:10 p.m.

AMC Otay Ranch

2015 Birch Road, Chula Vista. 888-262-4386

  • Monday, May 27

    11:15 a.m.

  • Tuesday, May 28

    11:15 a.m.

Regal Escondido

350 West Valley Parkway, Escondido. 760-291-0119

  • Monday, May 27

    11:35 a.m., 1:55 p.m.

  • Tuesday, May 28

    11:35 a.m., 1:55 p.m.

  • Wednesday, May 29

    11:35 a.m., 1:55 p.m.

  • Thursday, May 30

    11:35 a.m., 1:55 p.m.

Regal Oceanside

401 Mission Avenue, Oceanside. 760-439-1327

  • Monday, May 27

    1:30 p.m.

  • Tuesday, May 28

    1:40 p.m.

  • Wednesday, May 29

    1:40 p.m.

  • Thursday, May 30

    1:40 p.m.

Regal Parkway Plaza

405 Parkway Plaza, El Cajon. 619-401-3456

  • Monday, May 27

    10:30 a.m., 12:40 p.m., 3 p.m., 5:15 p.m., 7:25 p.m.

Regal Rancho del Rey

1025 Tierra del Rey, Chula Vista. 619-216-4707

  • Monday, May 27

    11:25 a.m., 1:55 p.m.

  • Tuesday, May 28

    11:55 a.m., 2:15 p.m.

  • Wednesday, May 29

    11:55 a.m., 2:15 p.m.

  • Thursday, May 30

    11:55 a.m., 2:15 p.m.

Regal Rancho San Diego

2951 Jamacha Road, El Cajon. 619-660-3483

  • Monday, May 27

    10:20 a.m.

  • Tuesday, May 28

    11:55 a.m.

  • Wednesday, May 29

    11:55 a.m.

  • Thursday, May 30

    11:55 a.m.

Regal San Marcos

1180 W. San Marcos Boulevard, San Marcos. 760-471-3734

  • Monday, May 27

    10:35 a.m.

  • Tuesday, May 28

    11:25 a.m., 1:55 p.m., 4:25 p.m., 6:55 p.m., 9:25 p.m.

  • Wednesday, May 29

    11:25 a.m., 1:55 p.m., 4:25 p.m., 10:10 p.m.

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