Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Matthew beat me to it with this brilliant evisceration of Spielberg's latest ploy to ensure his place in the history books.

Looks like Steve is on his way to being voted Best Director of the Year.

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This joke (which has more whiskers than Abe ever did) I first heard from Henry Gibson on "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In":

"Did you know Abraham Lincoln was Jewish? He was shot in the temple."

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