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A closer look at the posters for Rise of the Guardians

Um, guys? If they pull this one off, I'll eat my spun-sugar hat.

It starts off okay...I like the "more than a myth" line at the top, the way it harkens to his Norse heritage.

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34318/

But it quickly goes...awry.

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34319/

Santa as badass bouncer/biker? Naughty/Nice tattoos, like the Love/Hate jobs in Cape Fear? Oh, dear. And then, well, then it gets weird. First, there's the poster's claim that he's more than a fable.

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34320/

Pardon the spacing glitch up there in the word balloon; I was distracted by all the strange feelings that picture aroused. Maybe this guy can whip me into shape.

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34321/

Right. But what about the ladies?

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34322/

I'm sorry I asked. And who are all these maps and legends, er, myths and legends going up against? A dude who dresses ominously in black. Of course, if we weren't dealing with mythological/allegorical figures, this wouldn't be much of a concern. But since we are dealing with mythological/allegorical figures...

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34323/

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Um, guys? If they pull this one off, I'll eat my spun-sugar hat.

It starts off okay...I like the "more than a myth" line at the top, the way it harkens to his Norse heritage.

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34318/

But it quickly goes...awry.

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34319/

Santa as badass bouncer/biker? Naughty/Nice tattoos, like the Love/Hate jobs in Cape Fear? Oh, dear. And then, well, then it gets weird. First, there's the poster's claim that he's more than a fable.

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34320/

Pardon the spacing glitch up there in the word balloon; I was distracted by all the strange feelings that picture aroused. Maybe this guy can whip me into shape.

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34321/

Right. But what about the ladies?

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34322/

I'm sorry I asked. And who are all these maps and legends, er, myths and legends going up against? A dude who dresses ominously in black. Of course, if we weren't dealing with mythological/allegorical figures, this wouldn't be much of a concern. But since we are dealing with mythological/allegorical figures...

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/oct/24/34323/

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