Gays protest Trojan's downtown vibrator giveaway

"Here we are on the brink of marriage equality, and we still don't have sex-toy equality."

WAITING IN LINE FOR, UM, A FRIEND, THE GASLAMP QUARTER - "Trojan is trying to mainstream the vibrating sex toy, and bully for them," says Harry Hardon, a longtime gay activist who has come with six of his friends to protest the company's vibrator giveaway. "But we can't help but notice that the only vibrators they're giving away free are the Tri-phoria and the Pulse - both of which are designed for external use only. That's hugely gynocentric; can I help it if my prostate isn't just hanging out there like some big old clitoris? And the one vibrator they do offer for internal use - the $60 Twister - lacks the requisite base flange to prevent it from slipping all the way down the rabbit hole."

"The gay community has done so much to support the Trojan brand over the years," concluded Hardon. "Now they're pretending like we don't even exist. It hurts. I guess they meant it when they said, 'ribbed for her pleasure.'"

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