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No Great Trolley Robbery
"Compliments on the photographer who took the photo for the story. Nice close up!" By Microsoft92114 Boobs are for babies - join the Muffia.— December 2, 2009 12:51 p.m.
Trademark dispute
Panzerfaust. Bazooka. Das ist Deutsch. Fantastisch. Vielen Dank.— December 1, 2009 4:25 p.m.
Have you had a near-death experience?
Taking the tangent further off course: I like the female retort to: "Why buy the cow when the milk is free?" "Why buy the pig when all you want is a little sausage?"— November 30, 2009 11:07 p.m.
Have you had a near-death experience?
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.— November 30, 2009 6:01 p.m.
Inconvenient Death
I think that all this concern about CMR caused water to come from the sky and form large poodles (?) or puddles (?) on the ground and many traffic accidents.— November 28, 2009 11:07 p.m.
Inconvenient Death
Whew! Mystery solved. Thank you, AG!!— November 28, 2009 10:32 p.m.
Inconvenient Death
I think I figured CMR out. Carmel Mountain Ranch. I bet PP is moving from that Section 8 housing west of the I-15 to another Taxpayer - sucked - dry housing project somewhere else. (I hope I'm wrong, though).— November 28, 2009 8:08 p.m.
Inconvenient Death
CMR? - Clairemont Mesa Ranch? Center for Mental Retardation? Chicken Masturbators Resort? Chunky Monkey Republic?— November 28, 2009 12:35 p.m.
Have you had a near-death experience?
I cut my finger on a can of tuna.— November 28, 2009 12:48 a.m.
Nerja, Spain: The Balcony of Europe
Wow. I don't know if Bonnie Muffie is a pilot, flight attendant, or whatever, but she goes on all these cool trips to exotic locations. Bonnie, will you please marry/kidnap/adopt me so I can go with you? I'm housebroken, have all my shots, have been recently deloused (flea-free!), I am NOT spayed/neutered, but I promise NEVER to stray. If you scratch me behind the ears, I'll lick you all over in appreciation. I'm even good at guarding you from all bad people.— November 19, 2009 9:13 p.m.