I’m always in search of a snack or a meal.
I almost never go out with only drinking on the mind. If you ask me to happy hour, I’m going to ask, “Is there food?” As I see it, the two are, if not inextricable, at the very least perfectly complementary. Alone, each is great. Together, they are more than the sum of their parts. The only thing better than a cold beer, stiff drink, or a glass of wine is one of those things sitting next to a plate of food while the rest of the night looms large on the horizon. Curb your hunger and kickstart your evening at any of the following.
3993 30th Street, North Park
Happy Hour: 2:23pm–6:19pm, daily
Despite the fact that televised nitwit Guy Fieri sullied Tioli’s Crazee Burger with his spike-haired, loudmouth presence, the North Park (and Old Town) burger dive has one of the smashingest happy hours around. $2.99 draft beers, $3.99 glasses of wine, $3.99 turkey burgers, and $2.99 Angus burgers from 3–6 p.m. every day. If the HH burgers don’t appeal, go crazy with antelope, alligator, wild boar, and other exotic meats in patty form.
570 K Street, Downtown San Diego
Donovan’s Steak and Chop House
Happy Hour: 4–6pm, daily
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can’t afford Donovan’s. Most of us can’t. But it’s one of the best kept non-secrets in town that they give away complimentary steak sandwiches during the Monday-Friday 4–6 p.m. “martini hour.” Dress sharp (it’s required) and cozy up to the bar with an $8 martini and a free sandwich made from steak so good most people can’t buy it even if they want it. Seriously, high-end steak places have access to better meat than supermarkets. The University City restaurant has a similar deal.
2236 Fern Street, South Park
Happy Hour: 4–8pm, Monday–Friday; 2–8pm, Saturday–Sunday
Nothing’s more rad than Booty Bassment, the club for non-clubbing hipster kids, but Whistle Stop is on point every day with $1 off cocktails and drafts before 8 p.m. Food’s usually in pretty short supply (i.e., there isn’t any) except for when the MiHo food truck parks outside (Fridays at 5:30) and slings the random, mobile pub fare that’s earned it a reputation as probably the best food truck in town. There’s usually something cool going on at the bar, like the Amandas every first Friday of the month, which is perfect if you’re into skinny ties and big, red wigs. And who isn’t?
5059 Newport Avenue, Ocean Beach
South Beach Bar and Grille
Happy Hour: 3–6pm, Monday–Friday; all night Monday
A quintessential SoCal beach bar, South Beach just remodeled and opened some upstairs dining territory that commands idyllic surfside views. With 24 beers on tap and a full bar, there’s no shortage of drinks. Happy hour is Monday–Friday from 3–6, and nothing stands between you and some serious drinking except $5 Mai Tais and $3.75 booze-soaked gummy bears, say what? HH means half-priced apps, too, so indulging in a dozen oysters on the half-shell for $14 or a $7 burger is a must.
3766 Fifth Avenue, Hillcrest
Happy Hour: 5–8pm, Monday–Friday; 3–8pm, Sunday
Just because a place has a couple hundred cupcakes on display at any given time doesn’t mean it can’t throw a killer happy hour. Ever since Babycakes got a liquor license a couple years ago, it’s become a crazy and colorful scene. Maybe it’s because everyone is wired on sugar and caffeine in addition to being solidly buzzed? The coffee and cupcakes are both muy delicioso. Happy hour is Monday through Friday from 5–8 p.m. and the deal is $3 well drinks, beers, and house wine. On Sundays, they have “Church.” That’s an extended happy hour (3-8) with $5 wells, $3 beers, and all the beautiful insanity you can handle.
3001 University Avenue, North Park
(Has gone out of business since this article was published.)
Heaven Sent Desserts
Happy Hour: 3–6pm, daily
Every teetotaler deserves a chance to blow off some afternoon steam and not be surrounded by people getting their tipple on while the sun’s still high in the sky. Heaven Sent has happy hour of sorts that resembles Babycake’s, but without drowning in a sea of liquor and beer. Every day from 3-6:30, a dessert and a coffee is just $5. Double up on the deal for $8 if you’ve got a date. Why not spare the liver for a day and take it out on the old pancreas instead?
3797 Park Boulevard, Hillcrest
Heat Bar and Kitchen
Happy Hour: 4–6:30pm, Tuesday–Saturday; closed Mondays
Heat rocked my socks off with artful happy-hour snacks and inspired sake cocktails (all $5). The fact that “Heat” is across the street from “the Flame” never ceases to amuse, but it’s the fact that the chef and cooks really punch above their weight in terms of high-class bar snacks at bargain prices. Adorable but delicious sliders and some most-excellent chicken wings are the go-to bites, for sure, during the daily, 4-6:30 happy hour.
3085 University Avenue, North Park
Happy Hour: 4–8pm, Monday–Friday
Question: what costs $free.99 if you buy a pitcher of beer at URBN, Monday through Friday from 4–6? Answer: a whole pizza. Yeah. That’s correct. Buy a pitcher, get a free pizza. What more is there to say? Well, maybe it’s worth mentioning that craft cocktails are $3 off from 5–8, Monday–Friday, as well. That’s pretty cool, too.
127 University Avenue, Hillcrest
Happy Hour: 3–6pm, daily
EH has proven all the skeptics wrong and done the unthinkable. They’ve survived in a cursed location just a stone’s throw from Hillcrest juggernauts Fiesta Cantina and Urban Mo’s. They’re little, but they hold it down by keeping the food and service consistently above average. Happy hour is every day from 3–6 with $1 off beer and wine, $5 cocktail specials, $7.50 Mule drinks, and $2 off small plates of food. An order of their tater tots and some miso BBQ wings should just about do it for anyone who’s in the mood for some tasty bites and a frosty beer.
2223 El Cajon Boulevard, Lafayette Hotel, North Park
Happy Hour: 4:30–6:30pm, Monday–Thursday; 4:30pm–close, Friday
Sadly overshadowed by the hipster credibility of the Red Fox Room (can’t help but love the late-night piano bar), Imig’s is the Lafayette Hotel’s other restaurant. Happy hour is a respectable affair, with $4 well drinks and $4 draft beers from 4:30–6:30, Monday through Thursday. Fridays, the deal goes all night. There’s no food special, but Imig’s snacks and bites are already cheap and tasty. As summer approaches, it will become increasingly important that this is the only happy-hour spot on the list within crawling distance of a pool.
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