Best of 2000: Best Traffic School

    A Pizza For You --
    With Comedians 2
    (800) 215-2337

    "A Pizza For You -- With Comedians 2" classes are held Saturdays from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., in Hotel Circle. That's traffic instruction with a comic touch and with pizza served up for lunch. Cost is $35, which includes a certificate to prove your attendance to the court (careful of tomato sauce stains). "All the instructors are comedic and the classes are lighthearted and humorous," prospective students are told, though further inquiry reveals that most teachers are retired or active police officers. "But they're still funny," says an appointment operator. "They can tell you why cops always have a mustache and what excuse to use to get out of a ticket."

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