Best of 2000: Best Nightclub Men's Room

4th & B
345 B Street, Downtown
(619) 231-4343

Men don't like to be pampered. We like our wood unsanded, our underwear scratchy; we prefer barbers over hairdressers, and don't put those froufrou little pieces of fruit anywhere near our drinks. Two notable exceptions are cars and bathrooms, which men like tricked out, shiny, and as personalized as the smell of an unwashed mustache. 4th & B patrons are treated to a pristine men's room, individual urinals (no group trough!), and there's often a nattily attired bathroom attendant on duty. For a modest tip, he'll set you up with hair gel, a comb, cologne, and an all-you-can-gargle/eat buffet of mouthwash shots and breath mints.

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